The Best Gifts for ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Fans

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Though “Schitt’s Creek” officially ended its sixth and final season in April, the show will live on forever in our hearts — and Netflix. After sweeping the Emmys, it’s even more timely to celebrate your fandom with all of the fantastic “Schitt’s Creek” merchandise out there. While we won’t be able to spend a night every week watching the Rose family, we can take a walk down memory lane with a coloring book or sport David’s signature shades. And though we can only wish Rose Apothecary existed in real life, the next best thing is a collaboration with Beekman 1802. Keep the Roses alive with the best “Schitt’s Creek” merch.


Rose Apothecary Products 


Beekman 1802 created a limited-edition collaboration, so snatch up their Rose Apothecary Body Milk, “it’s milk…  for your body,” tinted lip balm and goat milk soap. And Just like David, the founders behind Beekman 1802 were urban ex-pats who relocated to a small town in upstate New York and launched their own local business. The soap works into a creamy lather to nourish skin, keeping it hydrating while delivering their Heirloom Rose scent. beekman.com


Simply Shop ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Rosebud Motel Notepad

No matter what you need to jot down — whether that’s a list for your next grocery run or a to-do list for the day — it’ll be a lot more fun when you write it on this Rosebud Motel notepad. The 4.25-inch-by-5.5-inch notepad has 50 sheets and is printed on recycled paper, which is another thing you can feel good about. $8, amazon.com


‘Schitt’s Creek’ Adult Coloring Book

By now you’ve probably heard that coloring books aren’t just for kids. This “Schitt’s Creek”-themed one by Sarah Baumann, published by Signet Sealed, has 10 pages that will almost make you feel like you’re on the set. It’s filled with the best quotes and places from the show, like Rose Apothecary. You know Alexis won’t mind if you don’t stay inside the lines.  $11, amazon.com


SunglassUP Original Classic Dark Oval Sunglasses

Among many other gifts, the Rose family has fantastic fashion sense. If you want to emulate David’s style — and who doesn’t? — then these sunglasses are a great place to start. They’re just like the white pair he sports on the show, which were inspired by Kurt Cobain’s iconic white sunnies that first took over in the ’90s. And if you want even more Rose-friendly fashion, there are plenty of other ways to dress like your favorite TV family. $9.99, amazon.com

Alexis’ Monogram Necklace

A statement necklace now made iconic by the actress and series. Give a personal monogrammed gift for the fan you know will get it. $38.00, anthropologie 


Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt

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A classic Rose Apothecary sweatshirt, because David is nothing if not elegance and grace. This heather grey crew neck is also available in black, white and as a hoodie! The 100% cotten shirt is also machine washable. 29.95, amazon.com


Schitt’s Creek Infant Bodysuits- Set of Three

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Three classic looks for a little David or Alexis in the making. Spot the absolute classic iteration of Moira Rose’s version of “baby,” a take on David’s now iconic sweater and represent Rose Apothecary so everyone knows this baby values locally produced, artisanal goods. $38, etsy.com 

The Moira Rose Vocabulary Calendar

Moira Rose Calendar

Learn the beguiling way Catherine O’Hara transformed mere words into poetry thanks to the Moira Rose vocabulary. Now you too can learn “Moira-isms” every month with the “Moira Rose Vocabulary Calendar” available for $35.17, etsy.com 


Fold In The Cheese Apron

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It’s simple, you just fold in the cheese. Do you fold it in half like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot? The answer is simple, you just fold it in. Life’s greatest mystery and “Schitt’s Creek’s” most iconic moment. 19.99, amazon.com


Cyclone Store ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Mug

There are too many zingers from “Schitt’s Creek” for one to be a favorite, but “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now” is definitely up there. Channel David Rose and show off the quote on your coffee mug. Until you have your morning fix, the phrase is very fair game. $16.95, amazon.com


Funko Pop! Schitt’s Creek Set of Four

You can literally collect all four in one windfall! The cute set includes the entire Rose family. You can display them on your desk, on a shelf or any spot that needs pick-me-up. Or you could sprinkle them in different places to spread the joy. $68, amazon.com


‘Best Wishes’ ‘Warmest Regards’ Sweatshirts

Consider it a best friend bracelet with a secret inside joke only true Schitt’s fans will understand. The beloved greeting and and farewell between David and Stevie has been immortalized in fashion forever thanks to this clever design. $21.00, Etsy.com

Modern Vector Vinyl Decals Ew David Quotes and Designs Stickers

You’ll want to slap these “Schitt’s Creek” stickers anywhere and everywhere, and luckily they’re designed to do just that. They’ll adhere to everything from laptops to tumblers, cellphones, journals, notebooks, planners and much more. The hard part will be deciding which to use first: David’s sweater? Or maybe “Ew, David” or “A little bit Alexis”? $5.95, amazon.com


Rose Motel Coasters

Rosebud Motel Coasters

Relive the classic “Schitt’s Creek” moment when Johnny Rose went rogue and set up his social media platform on coasters he had specially made for the motel, “Follow us on tweeters!” The set of four are available for $11.20 at etsy.com

‘Love That Journey For Me’ Mug

Schitt's Creek Cup

Celebrate yourself with this delightful mug and quote from Alexis Rose. The poet who once said, “I walk through life, in really nice shoes” and the iconic “Ew, David.” Celebrate “Schitt’s Creek” by adding a little bit of Alexis to your morning ritual. Available for $17.00 at etsy.com


Chronically Funny ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Birthday Card

There’s no one better to wish a happy birthday to a “Schitt’s Creek” fan than the Rose family. Made in the U.S., this 5-inch-by-7-inch card is blank inside so you can write your own birthday message. Best of all, sales support a good cause, providing funding for chemotherapy and lupus medical expenses. $6.99, amazon.com


ITV Ventures ‘Schitt’s Creek’ 2021 Wall Calendar

There are probably plenty of reasons you can’t wait for 2020 to be over, but this 2021 wall calendar just gave you another one. Each month reveals another beloved scene from “Schitt’s Creek,” such as David and Moira drinking wine, David and Patrick’s wedding and one of Moira’s best ensembles. We promise you’ll be excited to turn the page every month. $14.99, amazon.com

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