A great big nothingburger of failed action-comedy, this lame misfire forced several slumming actors (including Robert Urich, Anjelica Huston, Ron Perlman, Mary Crosby, and, fleetingly, John Carradine) to thoroughly embarrass themselves by overacting their way through shenanigans that are neither funny enough to qualify as camp nor exciting enough to make the grade as B-movie adventure. (The plot? Hey, there are these space pirates, and in a drought-stricken universe, they steal valuable ice. Satisfied?) The sole bright spot: A mildly amusing sequence in which contentious characters continue to fight while aging rapidly as their spacecraft passes through a time warp.