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QUIZ: Which ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Character Are You?

With the fifth season of “Orange Is the New Black” already on Netflix, Variety has compiled a (not-so-scientific) algorithm to determine with Litchfield inmate or official you are.

Are you creative like Daya, or eccentric like Suzanne? Resourceful like Piper, or a leader like Red? Do you just go about your own business in prison, or do you run the show? Find out:

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