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Watch: First ‘Unauthorized Full House Story’ Clip Digs Up Drama

The first clip of Lifetime’s “Unauthorized Full House Story” is here, and unauthorized John Stamos is not happy with the unauthorized Olsen twins.

The clip begins by showing the actors playing a scene in the hit sitcom, but Stamos complains that the then-toddler Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are not quite professional enough for the big time after one of them fills her diaper during a scene, as babies are wont to do.

“We love the twins, but is there any way you can find babies who are a little more comfortable onstage?” Stamos asks a producer.

“Yeah, toddler veterans, we’ll get right on that,” the producer laughs.

And the clip certainly makes a point to milk Bob Saget’s dirty reputation, with the actor suggesting that they “hire a bunch of strippers” and install a pole on set — right in front of the young Jodie Sweetin.

“What’s a stripper?” Swentin innocently asks.

“Hopefully a career path that you will never have to follow,” responds Saget.

Lifetime announced the cast of their latest unauthorized take last month, including Garrett Brawith as Saget, Justin Mader as Dave Coulier, Justin Gaston as Stamos and Stephanie Bennett as Lori Loughlin.

“The Unauthorized Full House” story will debut on Lifetime Aug. 22.

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