He’s Christian Grey, but he doesn’t believe in tipping.

Courtesy of YouTube user Boo Ya Pictures, fans of “Fifty Shades of Grey” can now see what the upcoming film might be like if it were instead “Fifty Shades of Mr. Pink,” starring Steve Buscemi. Or maybe, “Fifty Shades of Man Am I Glad I Called That Guy.” Or, perhaps even, “Fifty Shades of Life Does Not Stop and Start at Your Convenience, Donny.”

Regardless, the recut trailer combines two sex symbols never far from anyone’s minds: “Fifty Shades of Grey” and Steve Buscemi.