Listen up y’all!

NOTE: Sorry, children, Your Mama needs one more day. Please be patient. (And don’t make a mess is the comments sections or I’ll just have to turn them off, okay?)

It may incite the vitriolic wrath of a few of the more sharp-tongued children but Your Mama has none-the-less decided to take a two week retreat in a remote, morgue-quiet high desert location where telephone and internet service is, at best, unreliable. That’s right, butter beans, two weeks.

We do not plan to (dis or) discuss any celebrity-related real estate transactions until June 17, at which point we’ll have some exciting news to unveil about the future of our little online endeavor.

Until then…

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