Here’s The Deal…

First off, Your Mama would like to thank the children for their patience. We know we’ve kept y’all waiting a long time but there were, as they say, a lot of ducks that had to get in a row.

We noted that most of y’all were mostly good in our near three week absence and didn’t get too out of line in the comments section. Some of you even left thoughtful notes. We appreciate that. We do not, however appreciate those couple of nasty emails. (You know who you are.) Anyways…

Your Mama could not be more pleased to finally tell the children that we’re packing our bags and taking our saucy property gossiping ways over to Variety magazine. That’s right. Variety magazine. Bam! Deal with it. It’s the end of one era and the doorway to a whole new future.

This site, our beloved digital home for seven plus years, will remain accessible but inactive for the next few days at which point it will automatically redirect all Your Mama’s children to our new digital home with all the fine, Showbiz reporting folk at Variety.

Starting today, all new online Real Estalker content can be found here, in the newly formed Dirt section of Variety‘s online portal. We’ll also be dishing celebrity real estate-related dirt in the publication’s weekly print issue.

Now, buckle your safety belts, kids because Your Mama is about to make a rare and uncomfortable but necessary breach of the fourth wall…

I would like to offer a sincere if woefully inadequate thank you to all the Real Estalker readers, especially the old timers and the regulars—you know who you are—for your often enlightening commentary and insight, unrelenting encouragement and absolutely humbling dedication.

I must also thank the hundreds of deliciously chatty informants, especially the old timers and the regulars. (Y’all know who you are, too, but as always will remain anonymous.)

And, finally, to my unfailingly supportive family and ever-so-tolerant friends—you all certainly know who you are, I hope—and, of course, to the good Dr. Cooter: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Now then, all of y’all put on your digital traveling shoes and follow Your Mama over to Variety

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