BUYERS: Terry and Heather Dubrow
LOCATION: Newport Coast, CA
PRICE: $4,180,000 (for the lot)
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: In early February (2013) Your Mama let the cat out of the bag about how Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOOC) season 7 addition Heather Paige Kent Dubrow and top Orange County plastic surgeon Terry Dubrow quietly sold their Newport Coast, CA mansion in an off-market deal for $16,450,000. So the story goes, Dr. and Missus Dubrow weren’t actively looking to sell but one day “someone basically knocked on the door” with an unexpected offer they simply couldn’t refuse.*
Your Mama didn’t than have an inkling of what their future real estate plans might be but on one of the recent episodes of RHOOC Dr. Dubrow took his smoky voiced missus—and a film crew, natch—to a bare, pancake flat lot high above Newport Coast where they dreamily discussed their plans to build a bigger and better mansion than the 15,000 square foot one they just sold in the posh Pelican Crest community.
Property records and other resources Your Mama dug up on the internets show the couple paid $4,1800,000 for the .98 acre parcel and our research indicates the lot, located at the tail end of a cul-de-sac in a gated enclave in the guard-gated Crystal Cove community, was bought in the couples’ own names. According to the Dubrows—who reveal the following on camera and in interviews—the lot can accommodate a 17,000 square foot house with a roof height of 35 feet, and has a better bird’s eye view over Newport Harbor than their current house so, as Dr. Missus Dubrow told All About the Real Housewives, they’ll “get more twinkly lights at night.”
A couple days ago Dr. Missus Dubrow uploaded an image of a scale model of the Italianate villa they’re building on the property but at this point we don’t have any details except that it will likely have five or more bedrooms on the second floor since one of the—ahem—issues they had with their Pelican Crest mansion was that there are only four bedrooms up stairs and with four kids they need at least five.
Lest there be any question of what Dr. and Missus Dubrow’s new pile might be worth when it’s finished: Just a couple doors down, a recently completed 10,850 square foot mansion with 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 3 half bathrooms, and an 8 car garage—listing details described it as a “French influenced estate,” whatever that means—sold in mid-May (2013) for $12,000,000. A couple of rudimentary calculations on our bejeweled abacus shows that works out to a cost of $1,106 for each and very square foot. If Dr. and Missus Dubrow built a 17,000 square foot house of equal quality, the $1,106 per square foot figure would bring the comparative value of their new digs up to $18,802,000.
While Dr. and Missus Dubrow build the next incarnation of their dream house in Crystal Cove they’ve rented a smaller house in a beach community with a private beach.
*Gawd. We should all be so damn lucky, right? If some fool wants to walk up on Your Mama’s front door and make us an offer we can’t refuse for our abode we say, “Bring it on, Beeotchuh. And hurry!” Anyhoo…