Did Tom Cruise Buy a Mansion in Upstate New York or Didn’t He?

Your Mama’s inbox has done drowned this morning with piles and miles of queries about whether whackadoodle Tinseltowner Tom Cruise did or did not buy a $13.5 million mansion in Upstate New York where his New York City-based daughter Suri—so the story goes—can keep her pet pony, $30,000 miniature race car and $24,000 play house.

In all truth, we hadn’t heard a damn thing about this alleged turn of celebrity real estate events and we’re not sure exactly where the rumor originated. It may have been the I’m Not Obsessed blog that lit the fire yesterday but at least one major celebrity gossip site has subsequently reported that Mister Cruise did not buy said $13.5 million estate in Upstate New York.

So it goes in the murky underbrush of the celebrity real estate gossip game.

*Use some sense, chickens, Your Mama has no idea if Mister Cruise bought Suri Cruise any of those things; That’s just a repeat of what some of the celebrity tabloids have previously reported

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