Win a Night of Debauchery With Charlie Sheen

Not really. But when I got this picture from GSN — touting Charlie Sheen's appearance in Las Vegas on "Drew Carey's Improv-a-Ganza," a new series premiering in March, it seemed like I ought to do
DrewCarey and CharelieSheen something
with it.

Caption contest? I'll kick it off:

"Hey, is she a hooker? Because if she is, trust me, the price really is right."

"Does that look like a giant winged purple dinosaur to you, too, or should I go lie down for awhile?"

"OK, you go sit over there, and I'll go let her out of the closet."

 

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