The Theatre Bizarre

A deviant, demented and occasionally delicious flashback to the heyday of omnibus horror.

'The Theatre Bizarre'

Deviant, demented and occasionally delicious, “The Theatre Bizarre” offers a hallucinatory flashback to the heyday of omnibus horror while also making a statement about the art: For all its Grand Guignol-inspired excesses, what separates this all-star-helmed portmanteau from the rest of the slavering genre pack is its intelligence, humanity and sense of perverse mischief. Not every installment here may be as good as the next, but each has its hideous virtues, which may help the project slip out of the specialty straitjacket and shroud itself in crossover appeal.

The project’s chief architect, producer David Gregory, decided to give himself and six of the genre’s most provocative practitioners the same budget with which to concoct something loosely connected to the graphic traditions of Grand Guignol. All the directors here have proven themselves adept at shock cinema; Douglas Buck’s “Family Trilogy,” for instance, remains one of the more potent marriages of physical and psychological dread produced over the past decade. But the free rein Gregory gave them seems to have sent them into realms of not just visceral but also emotional and moral anxiety, with results ranging from the strictly gruesome to the gleefully sordid to the gently intimidating.

While the omnibus’ six chapters and eponymous wraparound (starring Udo Kier and directed by Jeremy Kasten) were produced independently of one another, themes nonetheless arise, coincidentally or not. Dysfunctional sexual relationships are front and center: In South African-born Richard Stanley’s “The Mother of Toads,” an obviously mismatched couple — he’s an anthropologist (Shane Woodward), she’s a ditz (Victoria Maurette) — have a fateful encounter with a old gypsy woman (Catriona MacColl), who morphs first into a sex bomb who seduces our hero, and then into a slimy amphibious monstrosity.

In “I Love You,” cult fave Buddy Giovinazzo presents a couple nothing short of horrifying in its domestic dysfunction: A clueless husband (Andre M. Hennicke), awakening with a gash on his hand and a gap in his memory, is verbally emasculated by his wife (Suzan Anbeh), whose account of her marital indiscretions leaves him and the viewer nothing short of withered. The effects in “I Love You” (notably, some artistically rendered arterial bleeding) are grisly, but they’re nothing compared with Anbeh’s performance. More prankish, but ghastly in its own right, is celebrated f/x wizard Tom Savini’s “Wet Dreams,” in which an abusive husband gets his just deserts in appallingly Freudian fashion.

Gregory’s installment, “Sweets,” is built on an ingenious visual metaphor: confectionary as both the food of love and its ultimately corrupted byproduct. It’s a great idea, and d.p. John Honore makes the most of it with a wealth of candy-colored imagery. But when the ghastly seductress of the piece (Lindsay Goranson) succeeds in reducing her increasingly pudgy lover (Guilford Adams) to a puddle of mush and then moves on to more savory attractions, “Sweets” goes a bit off the rails.

Likewise, “Vision Stains” is a better idea than it is a realized story, although helmer Karim Hussain (who shot both his and two other installments) makes the most of its horror potential: A woman out to “preserve” the stories of women who have lost their reason to live uses a hypodermic to withdraw the fluid from their eyeballs, injecting it into her own to provide herself a window into their memories and pain. Whether or not the short quite works, the visuals make the skin crawl.

Ultimately, the centerpiece of “The Theatre Bizarre” is Buck’s “The Accident,” which would qualify as a model of the short-film form regardless of its genre or surrounding content. Beautifully shot by Hussain, the story concerns a little girl (Melodie Simmard) who witnesses a bloody roadside mishap involving a deer and a motorcyclist (Bruno Decary) who only moments earlier had waved at her through her car window.

As the girl asks her mother (Lena Kleine) questions about life and death and Mom responds in narrative, it becomes clear that “The Accident” is about storytelling itself — why we tell stories to each other and ourselves; how stories ameliorate the terrors of life; how even the most ghastly tales are comforting, precisely because they span the unbridgeable void between what we can know and what we can’t. Within the framework of “The Theatre Bizarre,” Buck’s little girl represents all the viewers and the storytellers, who happen to have chosen horror as their means of explaining the unspeakable.

Production values vary but are generally first-rate.

The Theatre Bizarre


  • Production: A Severin Films and Metaluna Prods. presentation. (International sales: Severin Films, Los Angeles.) Produced by David Gregory, Carl Daft, John Cregan, Fabrice Lambot, Jean-Pierre Putters. Executive producer, Daryl J. Tucker. Reviewed at Fantasia Film Festival, Montreal, July 16, 2011. Running time: 108 MIN. (English dialogue)
  • Crew: <b>The Theatre Bizarre</b><br> Produced by Nicco Ardin, Jacqui Knapp, Erika Larsen. Directed by Jeremy Kasten. Screenplay, Zach Chassler. Camera (color, HD), David M. Brewer; editor, Maxx Gillman; music, Eric Liam Powell; production designer, Lorry O'Toole; art director, Bobby Hacker; costume designer, Carrie Grace; sound, Akash Singh; re-recording mixer, Patrick Giraudi; choreographer, Amanda Marquardt; associate producer, Adam Neubauer; casting, Aaron Griffith.<br> With: Udo Kier, Virginia Newcomb, Amanda Marquardt, Amelia Gotham.<br> <br> <b>The Mother of Toads</b><br> Produced by Fabrice Lambot, Jean-Pierre Putters, Caroline Piras.<br> Directed by Richard Stanley. Screenplay, Stanley, Scarlett Amaris, Emiliano Ranzani, Moag, inspired by the work of Clark Ashton Smith, H.P. Lovecraft. Camera (color), Karim Hussain; editor, Pauline Pallier; music, Simon Boswell; production designer, Arnaud de la Giraudiere; sound, Jean-François Mabire; sound designer, David Uystpruyst; re-recording mixer, Lionel Montabord; visual effects, Renaud Quilichini; casting, Fabrice Lambot.<br> With: Catriona MacColl, Shane Woodward, Victoria Maurette.<br> <br> <b>I Love You</b><br> Produced by Kirsten Sohrauer, Gesine Giovinazzo-Todt.<br> Directed, written by Buddy Giovinazzo. Camera (color), Michael Kotschi; editor, Robert Bohrer; music, Susan DiBona; production designer, Lisa Loher; art director, Claudia Ribbisch; set decorator, Bea Kosbubek; costume designer, Rudi; sound, Rico Prauss; sound designer, Johanna Herr; re-recording mixer, Christian Müller; special effects makeup, Katharina Grethlein, Phillip Rathgeber; associate producer, Carsten Waitz; casting, Gesine Giovinazzo-Todt. With: Andre M. Hennicke, Suzan Anbeh, Harvey Friedman.<br> <br> <b>Wet Dreams</b><br> Produced by Michael Ruggiero. Co-producer, Robert L. Lucas.<br> Directed by Tom Savini. Screenplay, John Esposito. Camera (color), Eduardo Fierro; editor, Douglas Buck; music, Bobb Freund; music supervisor, P.J. Cardinal; costume designers, Jerami Cruise, Shelby L. Vogel, Autumn Cook; sound, Eric Perez; re-recording mixer, Gar Robertson; special effects makeup, Jerami Cruise, Toetag EFX; visual effects, Marcus Koch, Stacy Davidson, Bobby Hacker; associate producer, John Esposito; casting, Romchat Tanalappipat.<br> With: Debbie Rochon, Tom Savini, James Gill, Jodii Christianson.<br> <br> <b>The Accident</b><br> Produced by Victoria Sanchez Mandryk.<br> Directed, written, edited by Douglas Buck. Camera (color), Karim Hussain; music, Pierre Marchand; costume designer, Annie Dufort; sound, Pablo Villegas Hernandez; special effects makeup, C.J. Goldman; line producer, Sanchez Mandryk; associate producer, Stephanie Trepanier; casting, Sanchez Mandryk.<br> With: Lena Kleine, Melodie Simmard, Jean-Paul Riviere, Bruno Decary.<br> <br> <b>Vision Stains</b> Produced by Victoria Sanchez Mandryk.<br> Directed, written by Karim Hussain. Camera (color), Hussain; editor, Douglas Buck; music, Simon Boswell; production designer/art director, Mathieu Giguere; costume designer, Annie Dufort; sound, Pablo Villegas Hernandez; sound designer/re-recording mixer, Kyle Stanfield; special effects makeup, C.J. Goldman; associate producer, Stephanie Trepanier; casting, Sanchez Mandryk.<br> With: Kaniehtiio Horn, Cynthia Wu-Maheux, Imogen Haworth, Rachelle Glait.<br> <br> <b>Sweets</b> Produced by Alexandra Spector.<br> Directed, written by David Gregory. Camera (color), John Honore; editor, Douglas Buck; music, Mark Raskin; production designer, Lorry O'Toole; art director, Adam Carr; costume designer, Tree Carr; sound, Denielle Rose; sound designer, Mark Raskin, Gregory; special effects makeup, Marcus Koch, Oddtopsy FX; special effects, Scotty Field, Melissa Lyon Low; visual effects, Marcus Koch, Bobby Hacker; associate producer, Evan Husney.<br> With: Lindsay Goranson, Guilford Adams.