The fictional bikers from “Sons of Anarchy” were no match for the Hollywood crowd that showed up to its season three preem at ArcLight Cinemas on Monday.

“Agents are more dangerous,” said a cigar-smoking Ron Perlman, who offered a pretty good impersonation of the gravel-voiced “Clay” Morrow he plays on the tube.

“SOA” stars Theo Rossi, Kim Coates, Katey Sagal and Charlie Hunnam also attended, and at the BOA steakhouse afterwards, Hunnam revealed that the physical bang-ups he endures during filming of the show are well worth it.

“It’s satisfying when I come home and say I’ve had a hard day and have some bruises to prove it,” said the thesp. “It gets me some leeway with the girlfriend!”

All that hard work didn’t go unnoticed by the show’s creator, either. Before the unspooling, Kurt Sutter announced, “If I call you and you’re here, please stand. If you’re not here, you’re dead to me.”