We Hate to Toot Our Own Horn…

…But sometimes we just gotta do what we got to do.

Today the New York Post reports they’ve “learned” that tight T-shirt loving CNN silver fox Anderson Cooper forked over $4,300,000 for a Greenwich Village firehouse–complete with a brass pole for him to slide down–that he plans to renovate and occupy.

“Learned?” Pleeze.

Didn’t Your Mama tell the children about these real estate rumors swirling and swishing around lower Manhattan way back on the 4th of November of 2009 and then have the scuttlebutt about Andy and his new pole confirmed by our well connected source Lehteeseeuh Littlebird on the 6th of November of 2009?

Yes we did, children, yes we did.

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