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Listen chickens…

…Your Mama has done found our tired ol’ self out in the middle of the desert where it’s beautiful but 95 in the shade and there isn’t an internet connection for 18 miles. eight damn teen miles.

We’ll be back at the rodeo as soon as we can sort out our technical (and/or geographic) issues.

Stay tuned…

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