…It seems that the listing for Nic Cage’s former Bel Air mansion–the Gerard Colcord designed one once owned by cheesy crooner Tom Jones and boozy crooner Dean Martin–is just never going to go away. After listing the house for $35,000,000 way back in 2007, chopping the price all the way to $17,500,000 and then losing it to foreclosure in early April of 2010, the now lender-owned property is back on the market with an asking price of $12,750,000.
Interestingly and not surprisingly to anyone who has been inside the house, the property is now being marketed as a bit of a fixer upper with listing text reading, “Bring this home up to today’s standards…” In the right hands, it really could be a beauty, an awkward beauty perhaps, but awkward beauty really is the best kind. Just ask a model booker.
Anyhoo, the children will notice that many of the light fixtures–sconces and chandeliers alike–have been removed from the house. Of course, Your Mama don’t know a piece of wood from a bunch of grapes, but we’re guessing Mister Cage snatched them all off the wall and out of the ceiling and has them in storage, perhaps out in that airplane hangar he’s rumored to lease at the Santa Monica airport where he stores his vast collection of vintage automobiles.
Whatever the case, Your Mama wonders if Mister Cage had priced the house at $12,500,000 to begin with if he’d have sold it long ago and spared himself the hassle and indignity of foreclosure.
photo: Pacific Coast News