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UPDATE: Michael Jackson

Hold on to your boots babies because the disturbingly pallid and suspendered tee-vee talking head that is Larry King will be taking viewers on a tour of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. Tonight! Nine p.m. Eastern Standard. That’s six pee-em for all the west coast children.

He will be joined by Jermaine Jackson and other “close friends.” Pleeze jeezis let Lizzie Taylor be there along with the dee-voon Miss Ross, Uri Geller and that Dr. Tohme R. Tohme fellow who is, apparently, not actually a medical doctor of any kind but likes to be referred to as one anyway.

As we mentioned the other day, a little birdie snitched to Your Mama that this shadowy Tohme Tohme person, who was once described as Michael Jackson’s manager, is in escrow to buy a big house on Bel Air’s Stone Canyon Boulevard.

Now then…Your Mama thinks we’ve done flooded the damn car. Unless there is something real estate related that our little pea brain declares is vitally important or excessively inneresting, there will be no more discussing Michael Jackson, or as we liked to call him The White Lady. May he and all his wacky ways rest in peace.

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