According to bunches of Brazilian newspapers and blogs that Your Mama is unable to read, bearded and bonbon shaking PuertoRican pop star Ricky Martin has gone and bought himself an island off the coast of Rio deJaneiro. A damn island!
Details are slim, but all reports say He of the Bubble Boo-tay forked over about eight million clams for the small island that is reported to be part of the Angra dos Reis archipelago.
We got no reason to piss, moan or dispute any one’s reports, but quite frankly, that number sounds a little high to Your Mama given that another island in the chain of island-ettes which features a giant 7 bedroom house, a swimming pool and a private heliport is currently on market for $3,495,000. Did Ricky get something even more faboo? Or did he get had?
Listen up Señor Martin, call Your Mama. We could use a nice vacay far from the snap snapping of the paparazzi and it sounds like your little island could be just the place. We’ll even bring Sven the Svee-dish masseur who’ll rub your beefy bah-dee until you beg him to stop.
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