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Happy New Year!

Your Mama wishes all the children a happy, healthy, safe and prosperous New Year.

Now go out and get drunk like you’re supposed to on New Year’s Eve.

Just don’t drink and drive babies because that’s as stoopid as stoopid can be.

See y’all in the New Year.

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