Or do you just live like one?

Your Mama knows all you rich and famous people read this blog…how do we know? Because we’ve heard from many of you in the past and now we’d like to hear from you again.

If you’re buying, selling, redecorating, think your house is the shit or just want a little extra publicity, give Your Mama a shout because we are lining up properties to feature on our upcoming television show.

Have no fear celebrity puppies, Your Mama and the children might dislike your choice of curtains or your questionable taste in chairs and tchotchke, but we promise to discuss it all in good humored fun.

Plus, we’ll let you shamelessly plug your upcoming projects.

We’re looking for celebrities, demi celebrities, and personalities all stripes and wattage, so even if you’re d-lister on the a-list like the fab-u-lous Kathy Griffin, a reality show juggernaut like Chyna, a rising art star like Tara Donovan, or a media titan who just wants to be on T.V., email Your Mama at realestalker@yahoo.com so we can get our people in touch with your people.

See that kids…we’re already getting the lingo down like we were born to take meetings and have a load of Botox® in our face.