…that crooked real estate agents all up and down Sunset Boulevard are shaking in their John Lobbs and Jimmy Choos. According to Jimmy Jabbermouth, an LA based real estate executive who requested anonymity, a prominent Bev Hills mortgage broker was recently arrested, and the Feds, bless their law lovin‘ hearts, are hoping to engineer a plea bargain with the gentleman whereby he will lead the Fed’s Horse to the rich waters of double dealing real estate agents throughout the Platinum triangle of Beverly Hills, Bel Air and the Holmby Hills.
Gawd knows Your Mama is not saying that ALL real estate agents are tawdry and scandalous creeps. In fact, we are of the perhaps naive mind that most real estate agents are in fact upstanding citizens just trying to make a decent living like everybody else in the good ol‘ U.S. of A.
But in a town crawling with with real estate agents eager to make the “big deal,” one presumes that Joseph Babajian and Kyle Grasso are not the only ALLEGEDLY nefarious house hawkers in the City of Angels.
Tommy Tellall, a high profile real estate agent in Beverly Hills who naturally wishes to remain anonymous, tells us that he has also heard about the arrest of the mortgage broker and that, “The quick sand is in full effect,” implying that this mortgage mess is about to get even more messy.
Get out the mops and buckets kids, because it looks like it’s going to be a blood bath in Beverly Hills.