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BUYER: Matthew McConaughey
LOCATION: Wildlife Road, Malibu, CA
PRICE: reportedly around $10,000,000
SIZE: 3,550 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: We can’t fathom what kind of internet search hocus pocus Mister Big Time used to suss out exactly which Malee-boo manse Matthew McConaughey purchased based on the slim information provided by Miz Ruth Ryon in her recent Hot Properties column. But he never ceases to amaze Your Mama with his abilities.

According to our well informed source, the perpetually shirtless stud, McConnaughey not Bit Time, did indeed purchase a property a few doors up from the Wildlife Road compound that was recently sold for a reported $38,000,000 by the widow of Johnny Carson. It’s also just a few hundred yards as the crow flies from Malibu’s high priestess Barbra Streisand’s cliff side compound. Now children, just try to imagine that backyard bbq with Matthew doing some embarrassing hippy dance and Babs sucking on pork ribs whil James Brolin holds her unnaturally blond hair outta the sauce. Oh lawhdy, to be an ant on that picnic blanket.

While Mister McConaughey’s new and relatively modest Point Dume digs do not front the ocean, he can use his firm and well developed leg muscles to climb down into the hillside at the back of his property and hike through the canyon to the surf, surfboard strapped to his muscular and sweating back.

No word on where he’ll be parking his small fleet of Airstream trailers, but Your Mama imagines that his Brazilian model lady friend Camilla Alves is thrilled to be going home to an actual house rather than a trailer or a suped up trailer.