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Hang On Children…

UPDATE: Clearly Your Mama can’t leave the damn children for even a single day before they start ripping on Canada and all those lovely and too-tanned old people in Palm Springs. It’s like elementary school children fighting on the playground slapping each other just to slap each other.

For the record, Your Mama lurves Palms Springs, but then again, we’re as old as the Coachella Valley itself, and except for the bitter cold, we love Canada too and have never understood some American’s dire desire to be superior to Canada.

We have surfaced from the deep and will be bringing you some good real estate pornography shortly. But keep in mind it’s deep in the month of August, and most real estate gossips are taking some time to sun their buns and bbq their corn, so forgive Your Mama if we aren’t as prolific as usual.

Now, be nice children.

…Your Mama had some unexpected meetings and appointments come up this morning and we are running behind. Now clam up and don’t be sassing Your Mama bout needing your daily fix…be patient and we’ll have some delicious photos and discussions for you later in the day.

Feel free to discuss the state of the real estate market in the comments sections. How’s business in your local area?

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