Your Mama done got it wrong once again. We do our best, but alas…The other day we discussed a San Fernando Valley property we had been told was purchased by Carmit Bachar. But it was not. There was no intention to mislead by our source, and in fact it’s our original source who has provided us with the correct information. So hear we go again, with the real house that Pussycat Doll Carmit Bachar recently purchased.
BUYER: Carmit Bachar
LOCATION: Bucknell Avenue, Valley Village, CA
PRICE: $699,900 (list)
SIZE: 1,656 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Private Pool Retreat! Located in a prime pocket area! Features an open living with fireplace, crown molding and hardwood floors. An over sized family room leads to an amazing wood deck patio. The master bedroom offers an updated bathroom with deep soaking tub & shower and private access to rear yard. The hall bathroom is remodeled with pedestal sink, large custom shower and quality fixtures. The rear grounds are professionally landscaped and boast a custom pool with wood tanning deck and more!
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: We could not be happier that Miss Bachar is purchasing this San Fernando Valley home rather than the piece of shit we thought she was buying. While this house is by all standards modest and moderately priced for the Los Angeles region, it actually looks like a house fit for a celebrity on salary like Miss Bachar.
Located just north of Studio City in a little known enclave called Valley Village, the location is easy access to the Burbank studios and is just a 10 minute drive into Hollywood.
The exterior of the house is just a run of the mill ranch house, but it’s fully fenced and gated for privacy and security, always good things. According to the listing, the 1,656 square foot house has had recent upgrades in the bathrooms. No mention of an upgraded kitchen, so we assume Miss Bachar will be having that re-done with granite counters and stainless steel appliances like everyone else with a little money to throw around on home renovations.
Even though the house sits a little too close to Highway 101 for Your Mama’s liking, it’s the backyard that really makes this house worth whatever amount Miss Bachar paid for the place. We prefer nice rectangular swimming pool, but we also cotton to a retro kidney shaped pools too, particularly in Los Angeles where kidney shaped pools are as common as Chinese people in China.
So Miss Carmit Bachar, Your Mama wishes you a happy home in Valley Village and we’re terribly sorry for associating you with that crapper in Van Nuys.