SANDRA BULLOCK (“Happy Birthdays”) Much to George’s chagrin, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party. Meanwhile Amy, an accident-prone new worker, threatens George’s workplace safety record.
HILARY DUFF (“Team Leader”) Hoping to protect Ernie from layoffs, George issues him a glowing evaluation, only to see Ernie promoted to team leader. Angie learns how to sell makeup products.
ANDY GARCIA (“George Doesn’t Trustee Angie’s Brother”) Angie’s brother Ray comes to visit upon learning that his daughter Veronica stands to receive the family inheritance. George becomes suspicious when Ray urges her to invest the money in a new business venture.
PARIS HILTON (“Jason Tutors Max”) Max gets an alluring new tutor, and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, turning the Lopez house into a pressure cooker of teenage angst.
STACY KEACH (“George Stare-oids Down Jason”) George and Angie plan to kick Jason out of the house, but relent when they discover he’s been using steroids provided by his own father.
RICHARD LEWIS (“George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial”) A traumatic event at Max’s school has George taking him to see a counselor.
EVA LONGORIA (“George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money”) George takes over a wedding planning job for one of Angie’s wealthy clients with the goal of proving he can do her job better than she can.
CHEECH MARIN (“Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Honey”) George’s search for his father may end when he meets a former plant worker who had a drunken fling with Benny.
ESAI MORALES (“Who’s Your Daddy”) George goes on a hunt for his father after his long-lost Aunt Cecilia reveals that he’s still alive.
LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS (“Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney”) After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
FREDDIE PRINZE JR. (“George Gets Cross Over Freddie”) George discovers Max’s online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. Fearing the girl is actually a sexual predator, George assumes his son’s identity.
ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA (“George’s Dog Days of Bummer”) George wants to find a canine companion for his mother. But when a biker refuses to give up a stray dog she’s grown to love, George impersonates the L.A. mayor to get it back.
JOE MORGAN (“The Unnatural”) When Max’s coach asks him to sit out several games for lack of talent, George begins a crusade to help him improve his skills.
JIMMY WALKER (“Dubya, Dad and Dating”) George prepares the crew for a visit from the president of the United States but he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day’s events and the horror of Carmen’s unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it.