‘Borat’ gross-outs fall flat in Mideast

Arab nations ban pic

LONDON — While Kazakhstan tabloid Karavan voted “Borat” best pic of the year, the Sacha Baron Cohen laffer is getting no love in the Mideast: “Borat” has been banned by censors in every Arab country except Lebanon.

“Lebanon is the only country that’s passed it. All the Gulf, and even Egypt, has refused to clear it,” said Bassam Eid, theatrical director with Circuit Empire, which is repping pic’s release in the region.

It’s the pic’s gross-out humor that is proving troublesome for censors. “It’s vile, gross and extremely ridiculous,” said Yousuf Abdul Hamid, censor with Dubai’s Ministry of Information.

Several UAE censors reportedly walked out of the test screening in disgust. Hamid added that if all the offensive scenes — such as the naked wrestling match — were removed, all that would be left would be “a half-hour movie.”

Censorship remains a problem for Mideast distribs. Recently, Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed” underwent some cuts in Kuwait to pass censors on account of its salty dialogue.

Sometimes, it’s not even nudity, politics or cursing that spurs the censors to take their scissors out. One incident saw Quentin Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction” re-edited by its Lebanese distrib to run chronologically on the grounds that its nonlinear story would confuse local auds. A public outcry eventually saw the original print being released.

Kazakhstan is relentlessly lampooned in “Borat,” leading to problems in Russia and the former Soviet republic. But Kazakh prexy Nursultan Nazarbayev recently extended an invitation to the fictional reporter to visit the country.