SELLER: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
LOCATION: Ashdale Place, Bel Air, CA
PRICE: Last listed at $4,295,000
SIZE: 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: A striking version of Hal Levitt’s work updated for today and tomorrow. Original terrazzo flooring. One story with soaring ceilings and amazing views, two master suites and two additional suites. New kitchen and baths. Walled and gated for security and privacy. Amazing pool, spa and outdoor areas.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: This property was listed in the MLS as being in Bel Air, but it’s got a Brentwood zip code…and strange but not uncommon occurrence on the edges of the swankier communities in the Platinum Triangle. Your Mama knows the actual house number, but we’re going to keep that in the vault because these girls needed to protect themselves for moe-rons who think it’s fun to park out in front of their house and gawk.

It’s modern, a little stark and not everyone’s cup of tea, but children, it’s gor-gee-us.