The Gershwins’ Fascinating Rhythm

Fascinating it most assuredly is not, unless you're the kind that ogles car accidents. A strained and wholly unnecessary attempt to prove that the songs of dear old George and Ira are still young, fun and sexy, sexy, sexy, "The Gershwins' Fascinating Rhythm" might well have been called "Smokey George and Ira's Cafe."

Fascinating it most assuredly is not, unless you’re the kind that ogles car accidents. A strained and wholly unnecessary attempt to prove that the songs of dear old George and Ira are still young, fun and sexy, sexy, sexy, “The Gershwins’ Fascinating Rhythm” might well have been called “Smokey George and Ira’s Cafe.” But boomers aren’t likely to thrill to its desperately funkified arrangements of classic tunes, and Gershwin lovers will be aghast. Consequently the show doesn’t have a prayer, even in this weak Broadway musical season.

In both its design and overall conception, the revue, directed by Mark Lamos, recalls various variety shows from the ’70s, from “Sonny and Cher” to, heaven help us, “Solid Gold.” Michael Yeargan’s set design, featuring sliding panels that frame the performers in various geometric arrangements, might charitably be called minimalist. Uncharitably: cheesy. Peggy Eisenhauer’s generally sharp lighting features lots of hot colors, as do Paul Tazewell’s generally vulgar costumes, a compendium of the glittery, the stretchy, the shiny and the clingy (and some of the performers should not be sporting the clingy).

But the show’s visual deficiencies would easily be forgiven if its musical achievements were accomplished. Unfortunately, here, too, a lack of taste prevails. Certainly the Gershwins’ wealth of music is amply represented: In an intermissionless hour and a half (which feels a lot longer), the show’s dozen performers race through 27 songs.

But the subtle charms of all too many of them are squandered by self-conscious attempts to dress them up in contemporary musical styles. Occasionally this is successful, as in Paul J. Ascenzo’s smoothly rolling R&B arrangement of “Lady Be Good,” performed by Darius de Haas. More often, it’s not. The greatest damage is done to Ira’s lyrics, which are lost in the music mix and drained of wit by the often overblown performances.

Most disastrous is a lugubrious version of the peerless, winsome “But Not for Me,” which is here turned into a power ballad firmly in the Michael Bolton vein. Patrick Wilson, who has the misfortune of singing the song, even begins to look like Bolton by the tune’s finish (it hasn’t been a happy season for this talented, handsome performer: he also starred in “Bright Lights, Big City”).

Lamos’ Vegasy staging often features an aggressively sexuality that is antithetical to the mood and style of the songs; smoldering looks between Sara Ramirez and Michael Berresse destroy the romance of “I’ve Got a Crush on You.” Choreographer David Marques’ rote work is mere glosses on various styles: Fosse-esque jazz and tap and Broadway musical ballet (the athletic Berresse ably performs most of the dancing duties).

Overall, the performers, many of whom boast strong vocal resources, seem to believe that volume and earnestness are the keys to performing Gershwin, when it’s style that matters most — a more offhand, sophisticated touch best brings out all their rich delights. Sara Ramirez has a beautiful, smoky voice, but her torchy, “The Man I Love” ignores the wry irony that infuses Ira’s lyrics. Even the few who score successes do so at the cost of subtlety. Adriane Lenox, so delightful in “Dinah Was,” pulls off some ripe comedy in “The Half of It Dearie, Blues,” but it’s in a broad vein that palls by the song’s end.

A mild stir has been kicked up about Lamos’ lesbian staging of “Isn’t It a Pity.” There are also some homoerotic and homopolitical elements in “They Can’t Take That Away From Me” and “Who Cares?” — but who cares? It’s not the novelty of the interpretations but an overall lack of elegance and artistry that makes this unfortunate revue such a, well, pity.

The Gershwins’ Fascinating Rhythm

Longacre Theater, New York; 1,079 seats; $75 top

  • Production: A Music Makers Inc., Columbia Artists and Manny Kladitis presentation of a musical revue in one act with music and lyrics by George and Ira Gershwin, conceived for the stage by Mark Lamos and Mel Marvin from source material by Deena Rosenberg. Directed by Lamos. Musical direction and supervision, Cynthia Kortman.
  • Crew: Choreography, David Marques. Sets, Michael Yeargan; costumes, Paul Tazewell; lighting, Peggy Eisenhauer; sound, Abe Jacob; orchestrations, Larry Hochman; musical and vocal arrangements, Mel Marvin; additional arrangement, Paul J. Ascenzo, Joseph Church; music coordinator, Michael Keller; production stage manager, Alan Hall. Opened April 25, 1999. Reviewed April 21. Running time: 1 HOUR, 35 MIN.<br> <B>Musical numbers:</B> "Fascinating Rhythm," "I've Got a Crush on You," "Oh, Lady, Be Good!," "High Hat," "Clap Yo' Hands," "Cousin in Milwaukee/The Lorelei," "The Man I Love/Soon," "Love Is Here to Stay," "Little Jazz Bird," "Isn't It a Pity," "I Love to Rhyme," "Blah, Blah, Blah," "I Got Rhythm," "Embraceable You," "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off," "Nice Work If You Can Get It," "But Not for Me," "Just Another Rhumba," "Someone to Watch Over Me," "The Half of It, Dearie, Blues," "How Long Has This Been Going On," "Home Blues," "Who Cares?," "They Can't Take That Away From Me," "Hang on to Me."
  • Cast: <B>With:</B> Michael Berresse, Darius de Haas, Chris Ghelfi, Tim Hunter, Adriane Lenox, Karen Lifshey, Jill Nicklaus, Orfeh, Sara Ramirez, Patrick Wilson.