QUIZ: Which ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Character Are You?

Orange Is The New Black Season
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With the fifth season of “Orange Is the New Black” already on Netflix, Variety has compiled a (not-so-scientific) algorithm to determine with Litchfield inmate or official you are.

Are you creative like Daya, or eccentric like Suzanne? Resourceful like Piper, or a leader like Red? Do you just go about your own business in prison, or do you run the show? Find out:

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  1. haley says:

    wtf i got caputo

  2. GUrleen says:


  3. Chris says:

    Piper to the bone :)

  4. Chandra says:

    I’m POUSSEY!!!!!!!!! Yassss

  5. jasmine aldred says:

    i got Alex yaaaaaaaaassss bitches!!!!

  6. Liz says:

    Um, yuck. I would hope none of them. Prison trash.

  7. Chris says:

    lol I guess I can see myself as Poussey

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