YOUR MAMA’S NOTES: Attractively swarthy actor Orlando Bloom sold his Bling-Ring broken in-to home in the celeb-approved Outpost Estates area of Los Angeles in April (2014) for $3.9 million and, as first snitched by the lady property gossip at the New York Post, soon signed a contract to acquire a downtown New York City apartment last listed for $4.875 million.

Listing details Your Mama scooped up from the Internets show the lofty, three bedroom and 2.5 bath condo crib has a roomy, 1,200+ square foot combination living/dining/kitchen space with seven wood-framed windows on two walls, honey-toned wood floors, rugged exposed brick walls, half-a-dozen cast iron columns, and a steel-strapped open beam ceiling.

The 2,452 square foot urban spread happens to be in the same TriBeCa building where country queen and gossip glossy catnip Taylor Swift has been shacked up in a titanic duplex penthouse sold in March for $19.5 million by “Lord of The Rings” honcho Peter Jackson.

If Your Mama may offer Mister Bloom a little unsolicited and entirely off-topic romantic advice, we’d suggest he not share his phone number, a cup of sugar or something more, uh, lusty with his new neighbor lest he wind up the punching bag in of one of Miss Swift’s successfully catchy pop-country revenge ditties. Stranger things have happened, right?

For photos of the property, click here.

Listing photos and floor plan: Corcoran

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