VIDEO: Comcast Kindly Tells Subscribers to Go $%& Themselves (NSFW)

Comcast Time Warner Merger

In a new Funny or Die video spoof, “Comcast” responds to customer concerns about its intended merger with Time Warner Cable. The general message? “We don’t give a f—.”

As the clip goes on, the message is clear and simple: “From the people who answer our phones to the people who write our TV shows, we do not give a f—.”

The video also pokes fun at Comcast’s domination of the market, calling it “the Walmart of telecom” and pointed out that even if customers switch to another provider — or try Netflix and Hulu — Comcast will probably still be making money off of them.

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  1. Movie Lover says:

    So f@%ing true!!!

  2. Molly says:

    This article misses one of the large points of this video, and takes quotes out of context – completely misusing them. Both quotes you pulled – about Walmart, and ““From the people who answer our phones to the people who write our TV shows, we do not give a f—” are regarding Comcast’s repeated labor violations. NOT about your slow cable service calls, as this “writer” asserted.
    I’d say that’s a pretty important point for a publication about the entertainment industry.

    • DarkLight says:

      So….you really think they give a F— about their customers then? As an employee of “the other one”, I’m gonna call BS on that.

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