Your Mama Hears…

…From a trusted canary deep inside the Platinum Triangle real estate world—let’s call her Heidi Hearsay—that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith recently floated their epic compound in the Santa Monica Mountains near Calabasas (CA) as a whisper listing with a very loud $42 million asking price.*

The Tinseltown power players, who are forever insisting they are not splitting up or having some sort of unconventional open relationship, spent four years and heaven only knows how many millions to custom construct the 150-plus acre Calabasas area complex that includes an approximately 25,000 square foot adobe-style mega-mansion that bends around a plaza-sized central motor court before it branches off to accommodate garage bays for at least eight cars with additional living space above.

Some of the children may recall that the Smith’s humongous, hand-crafted domicile was featured on the cover and in the glossy page of the September 2011 issue of Architectural Digest. The multi-winged house was described in A.D. by the home’s Santa Fe-based architect, Stephen Samuelson, as “various interpretations of adobe in Persian, Moroccan, Spanish, as well as Southwest American cultures.”

The article elaborates on the “deeply personal” and sensually curvaceous interior spaces that include decorative this and thats such as hand-troweled plaster walls, miles of exposed ceiling timbers reclaimed from old barns and homesteads, hammered wrought iron accents and stair banisters, floors and ceiling with spiral and infinity knot patterns pressed into the stucco or fashioned from river stones, brilliantly colored stained glass windows, and antique hand-carved wood doors from around the globe.

The Smiths first worked with esteemed nice-gay decorator Waldo Fernandez, according to the  A.D. article, but at some point switched to L.A.-based lady decorator Judith Lance who filled every nook and cranny with hand-crafted bits and bobs from around the globe as well as scads of bespoke pieces, including a bed canopy in the master bedroom painstakingly made entirely of tiny ball chains. It’s a bit much for Your Mama’s less show-stoppy personal taste in day-core and it’s certainly something our house gal, Svetlana, would not even dream of dusting without a guarantee of a sizable bonus but it’s certainly an impressive construction and conversation piece.

The double-height main entry spills easily into a double height living room with massive carve stone fireplace, a dozen or more towering jute wrapped columns, and a retractable skylight. That’s right, a retractable skylight. There are numerous other secret nooks and cozy crannies throughout the house that provide more intimate spaces for private chats and solitary moments.

The dining room has rich vermilion walls and another kiva-ish fireplace plus an adjoining circular lounge with cushioned built-in seating that’s perfect for taking in a palette cleansing aperitif or satiating digestif. The kitchen has cabinets crafted from 19th century oak panels, double fridge/freezers, a built-in pizza oven, and an adjoining breakfast room where an over-sized picture window frames a long view across a vast lawn toward a lakeside gazebo.

There’s a meditation lounge with circular skylight, a billiards room, a luxuriously appointed screening room, and a state-of-the-art recording studio where a then 9 or 10 year old Willow Smith recorded her brilliantly catchy if terrifically annoying Platinum certified single Whip My Hair.

The master suite has high ceilings with exposed timbers, a raised hearth fireplace, and towering arched glass doors that link to a private terrace with built-in lounge seating. There’s also a custom-fitted closet/dressing room that Your Mama would bet our long-bodied bitches, Linda and Beverly, is bigger than all the bedrooms in our house put together plus a sculptural bathroom with an over-sized flesh-colored soaking tub and a shower cave lined with glimmering pebbles.

Outdoor recreations and amusements include a man-made lake with a small island accessible via a narrow footbridge, a multi-pronged lagoon-like swimming pool complex with poolside cabana/changing room, a sunken trampoline, a sand volleyball court, and side-by-side basketball and tennis courts. The landscaped areas that surround the house give way to scrubby, undeveloped hillsides, rugged escarpments, and a distant view of Saddle Peak.

We’re not sure if Mister and Missus Smith are looking to significantly lighten their real estate load or if they’re simply looking to cash in the currently electrified upper end real estate market but it was recently revealed that the Smiths surreptitiously sold their 7-acre Hawaiian hideaway on the island of Kauai in an off-market deal for around $20 million to Russian real estate baller Dmitry Rybolovlev. Mister Rybolovlev is the very same fella, in case any of y’all somehow don’t know, who paid brash real estate mogul Donald Trump a brain freezing $95 million for Maison de L’Amitie—a 33,000 square foot beast of a house on 6.26 acre ocean front acres in Palm Beach that he would like to raze and subdivide. He’s also the same guy who shelled out $88 million dollars for financier Sandy Weill’s terraced penthouse at 15 Central Park West in New York City and last year dropped another $150+ million for the Greek island of Skorpios and the neighboring island of Sparti.**

Your Mama’s research shows Mister and Missus Smith’s still impressive property portfolio that includes several properties in Pennsylvania—he was raised up in and around Philly—including a 3.34 acre estate with an 8,000+ square foot mansion in Bryn Mawr, PA. In the Los Angeles area the couple own a 4,100+ square foot mock-Med mini-macmansion in Woodland Hills that they snatched up in August 2010 for $910,000 and way back in 2003 the pampered pair quietly shelled out $3.4 million for a 4.66 acre equine-friendly estate in the guard-gated, star-stocked and equestrian-friendly community of Hidden Hills. It’s here, Your Mama thinks but can’t confirm, that the Smith family lived while their Calabasas compound was under construction.

*Use yer noggins, nuggets. Although our informant Heidi Hearsay is a hardcore mover and shaker in the real estate game and has provided us with eerily accurate top secret intel many times in the past, Your Mama can’t currently vouch for the accuracy of this particular chewy morsel. So, for now, of course, this ain’t nuthin’ but mouth watering celebrity real estate rumor and gossip, at least until it pops up in of the more respectable property gossip columns.

**At least one of the three purchases listed here were acquired through trusts associated with Mister Rybolovlev’s 20-something year old daughter, Ekaterina, but most property gossips assume Poppa Rybolovlev is the the real owner or at least the money behind the brutally pricey purchases.

aerial photo (Calabasas): Bing
photo (Hawaii): Houses.com

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  2. Anonymous says:

    ^ Gurlllll… Don’t even try it.

  3. Anonymous says:

    @Anon 1:41, well this is just a RUMOR, not true at that.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it crazy that Jen Aniston sold her ONE bedroom for almost the same amount! Although, location…

  5. Anonymous says:

    @Anon 1:48, you’re missing the point and why do you care so much anyways – are you a member of the family? It’s a highly stylized, highly personal design for a home, and a mix of designs actually which means it can only be described as eclectic. As such, it’s going to require locating a hard to find very wealthy buyer with matching quirky taste to fork over that kind of money, and seriously, just forget about the 9 figure price you suggest. You gotta be high dude.

  6. Anonymous says:

    @Anon 1:18, huh? No hun, this home IS worth way more than $42 million, I had the pleasures of viewing this estate and the grounds are like no other. It’s the most impeccable home I’ve ever seen, and I seen quite a few. It sits on 150 acres, your right the market is hot, so why not put a $100M price.

  7. Anonymous says:

    @Anon 12:47, huh? The L.A. real estate market is hot right now and this estate’s sky high asking price fully reflects that. Worth more? Umm no hun, in fact it’s the newest white elephant. Bet ya.

  8. Anonymous says:

    I can’t believe this, they shouldn’t sell this home, this is a trophy estate, that sure as hell worth more than $42 Million, let this just be a rumor.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “deeply personal” summed the panache of this place up well, which is never a good thing when the time comes to find someone with $44 million worth of similar taste, especially when that same person could spend less to acquire their choice of a home and property from the Platinum Triangle to Malibu with everything from city to ocean front views.

  10. Anonymous says:

    **Interesting to note that the other house on their property, 1431 Cold Canyon Rd, was listed 17 days ago for $1.595M

  11. FonHom says:

    @lil’ gay boy Since we’ve slid OT, I agree, and am still shocked that Annie Leibovitz’ exquisite, classically beautiful portrait of Miley was virtually vilified as child porn. Girlfriend is throwing her career away with both hands.

  12. lil' gay boy says:

    Given the shocked disbelief on their faces at the VMAs, they probably just realized that they still live too close to Miley Cyrus…

    =8-O

  13. Anonymous says:

    9:06 as much as I believe in Karma, I find it hard to imagine he is having financial issues, short of a Madoff type disaster. His movies do suck but the zombie public shells out the price to watch. If anything, this couple is way to overexposed and needs to lay low.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Dude took a huge hit on his movie bomb

    he is broke and needs the cash fast as of now he can’t get arrested in A list hollywood,

    dude has burned many white folks that I know

    karma is settling the score,

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  15. Rose Tarlow says:

    Nothing like a Santa Fe, Bali-esque, mediterranian,Morrocan,Persian blend – WTF ? Sorry, but it doesnt work, for my taste. Its like they just couldnt decide what they liked best, and said ” throw it all together”. Always a mistake.

  16. Anonymous says:

    i believe designer Thomas Schoos also worked on the property – maybe in landscaping, or certain features re the interior. Sounds like they had too many cooks in the mix – and it shows.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Property taxes are only 77k a year and they want 42 mil, seems like their getting off easy……

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