The Unofficial ‘Client List’ Photo Caption Contest

Ever hear a picture is worth 1,000 words? I certainly felt that way when I saw this one for the second episode of Lifetime’s “The Client List,” as massage-therapist-with-extras-provider Riley, played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, and her colleagues throw back a few in a bar.

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As a fan of the New Yorker’s cartoon caption contests, I thought I’d try a few for this one:

“So I says to him, ‘Look, Reverend Manning, if you promise not to tell anybody about this, I won’t either.”

“Darlin, you should’ve seen me before I had the reduction. This shirt actually used to say ‘Howdy Doody Time.'”

“Really, your all-time favorite show is ‘The Wire?’ Me too!”

“Can you believe ABC was gonna call that show ‘Good Christian Bitches?'”

“Trust me, if you take that off, we’ll beat the crap out of ‘Mad Men’ next week.”

 

 

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