You will be redirected back to your article in seconds

Words of wisdom from “Jersey Shore”

Jwoww

Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility:

“The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including property damage, physical injury, or death) that may occur as a result of attempting any of the activities described in this book.”

More TV

  • A Visitor Walks in Front of

    MTG's Viaplay, TVNZ Join Forces on Banijay's Drama 'Straight Forward' (EXCLUSIVE)

    Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility: “The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including […]

  • Mipcom: TV Azteca and Keshet International

    Mipcom: TV Azteca and Keshet International Announce Scripted Content Co-production Deal

    Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility: “The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including […]

  • Movistar +’s Domingo Corral on its

    Mipcom: Movistar +’s Domingo Corral on its First Series, Competitive Assets

    Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility: “The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including […]

  • Mipcom: ‘The Lawyer’s’ Producers, Star Talk

    Mipcom: Wikström Nicastro, Gladinoff, Bauer and Krim Talk About ‘The Lawyer’

    Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility: “The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including […]

  • Mipcom:U.K., Brazil Lead Pack Of 2017

    Mipcom: U.K. And Brazil Lead the Pack of 2017 International Emmy Kids Nominees

    Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility: “The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including […]

More From Our Brands

Access exclusive content