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Got a copy of Jenni “Jwoww” Farley’s “The Rules According to Jwoww” in the mail and thought I’d quote its best passage, in terms of both literature and utility:

“The publisher and author advocate safety when it comes to drinking and sex and specifically disclaim any and all liability for outcomes, consequences, and damages (including property damage, physical injury, or death) that may occur as a result of attempting any of the activities described in this book.”

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