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Variety Exclusive: Ted plots his next play

Comedy Impact Report 2012

A year ago, Ted was just another desperate plaything trying to make it in Hollywood. Now that he’s a major movie star, the offers are pouring in. But this bear’s got standards. Thanks to an insider on the Ted team, Variety has exclusively acquired a document in which Ted pitches his top five potential followup projects:

“Ted” will be released on DVD/Blu-ray on Dec. 11

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