“The Office” regular Kate Flannery and her comedy partner Scot Robinson opened the night, urging the crowd to let its guard down. Hair, for some reason, happened to inspire the evening’s better jokes.
“You know that at the end of these events everyone ends up hooking up. The comb-over typically ends up with the boob-job and the face-lift usually goes home with the toupee,” Robinson said.
Adam Carolla closed out the night with stories about his time on “The Man Show” with buddy Jimmy Kimmel and some inside info about Donald Trump’s signature coif gleaned from his time on the capitalist maven’s “Celebrity Apprentice.”
“Have you ever seen underwater footage of a kelp bed?” he asked. “Half of it is going toward Mecca and the other half is leaning toward the Prime Meridian. That is what Donald Trump’s hair is like.”