These five cookies just arrived at the office. Upon further inspection, it appears that they represent Ask.Com's tasty Oscar predictions, based on questions users have posed to the search engine. The accompanying press release also predicts that Michelle Williams will be the best dressed nominee on the carpet; Rooney Mara will be worst dressed. They make the shocking proclamation that Woody Allen will not show up for the ceremony. What?!? He shows up for every awards show.