BUYER: Faye Resnick and Everett Jack Jr.
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
SIZE: 2,567 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: We know some of the more high fallutin’ children are gonna fuss and holler about how Your Mama ought to discuss some of the more high brow real estate activities of late such as how Tinseltown executive Michael Eisner just dropped $8,200,000 to snatch up the Tudor style mini-mansion on a shy acre immediately next door to his already super-luxe two-plus acre two-parcel estate in L.A.’s uppity East Gate area of Bel Air.
Howevuh, hunties, Your Mama just can’t resist us an honest to goodness D-list celebrity, especially a sassy-pants one like Faye Resnick who pops up good and regular on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH) as an unapologetic defender of others’ honors and a self-assured shit stirrer in a sequined blouse.
Miz Resnick, who happens to be besty-b.f.f. with RHOBH cast member Kyle Richards, has been on the sidelines of Showbiz since at least the mid-1990s when she testified at the murder trial of O.J. Simpson, posed in her birthday suit for Playboy and wrote a two controversial tell-all memoir about the brutal murder of her friend Nicole Brown Simpson. Today she toils as an interior decorator with a short list of celebrity clients who include hotel heiresses Paris and Nicky Hilton, former boy-banker Nick Lachey and actor Kevin Connolly.
Thanks to our ever-intrepid informant Yolanda Yaketyyak we learned on Christmas Day that Miz Resnick and her man-friend fiancée Everett Jack Jr. coughed up $1,605,000 for a two-parcel micro-estate in the Hollywood Hills that’s set high above the street up a long, upsloping gated driveway where it’s encircled by a thick stand of mature trees that ensures celebrity style privacy.
Listing information shows the two-story house was originally built in 1948 and measures a fairly modest 2,567 square feet with three bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms. The renovated but entirely uninspired interior spaces include hardwood floors and a fireplace in the open plan living/dining area on the upper level, swanky commercial style stainless steel appliances in the center island kitchen, limestone tiles in the master bathroom, a lower level family room flanked by en suite guest bedrooms that open through French doors to a deep veranda that over looks the swimming pool that’s shaped like an obese kidney bean. Somewhere on the property there’s a trellis shaded outdoor barbecue kitchen and across the small motorcourt from the main house up behind the detached two car garage there’s a couple of secluded areas perfect for quiet contemplation, meditation and/or weed smoking.
But it’s really no matter what the house looks like now because surely Miz Reznick will surely wave her decorative wand over the place and dress it all up in her signature style of Tinseltown decadence that Your Mama might describe as a brooding, nighclubby sort of girlish-glam that often but not always employs a downright fearless and almost fetishistic use of chatoyant and reflective materials. If ever there was was a lady-decorator who might try to dress up an architecturally ho-hum home with a louche set of deep purple taffeta lined black patent leather drapes it would be our gal Faye Resnick.
It is Miz Resnick, of course, who is responsible for the design of Paris Hilton’s in-house nightclub lounge in her current home and the person who conceived or at least facilitated the installation of a—ahem—stripper pole in Miss Hilton’s former home on North Kings Road, just above the Sunset Strip. We sorta doubt that’s what she has planned for her and her fiancée’s new digs in the Hollywood Hills but we’d be shocked dead if there wasn’t at least one or two mirrored dressers up in there somewhere when it’s all said and done.
Anyhoo, Miz Resnick’s most recent residential real estate acquisition puts her in the the same neck of the Hollywood Hills as über artist David Hockney, Oscar nominated actor Jake Gyllenhaal, Oscar winning movie star Forest Whitaker, t.v. actor Brian Austin Green and his hotsy totsy action flick actress wife Megan Fox, former sitcom star Justine Bateman and, not too far away, sharp tongued comedienne—and Cher confidant—Kathy Griffin.
P.S. In case any of y’all might be wondering, yes, it was Platinum Triangle super-broker Maurcio Umansky, the hunky hubby of long-time family friend Kyle Richards of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who represented Miz Resnick and her Mister Jack Jr. in the purchase of the property.
listing photos: RE/MAX Olson & Associates