Obama Requests Betty White’s “Long-Form Birth Certificate”

NBC aired a 90th birthday celebration for Betty White on Monday, including a clip of President Obama in the Oval Office, penning a note.

It read, "Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and full of energy, I can't believe you're 90 years old. In fact, I don't believe it. That's why I'm writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate. Thanks. Happy birthday, no matter how old you are."

Obama then puts on earphones and listens to the theme from "Golden Girls."

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  1. Want to thank all of you, for your Powerfull stand against Oboma & His Corrupted political partners.
    But there is so much more we Can do. Being aggressive and focusing on the facts and truth is only the first step.
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    HIMSELF
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    { All on YOU | /
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    Saying “Get ready for hand-to-hand combat with your Fellow Americans”
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    * Obama Tells democrats: “ I’m itching for a fight.” !
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    This is just too wrong and horrible. Please stand for Loving Children and the USA

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