Not as fun as it sounds, "Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula" shoots blanks before sucking the life out of its premise.
Not as fun as it sounds, “Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula” shoots blanks before sucking the life out of its premise, which pits the Depression-era bank robbers against a wan-looking Nosferatu. That the titular showdown doesn’t occur until the final reel is indicative of the pic’s low regard for its audience. Lame dialogue is the chief offender here, but nothing really works in this awkwardly acted, grossly underbudgeted genre mash-up whose imagination begins and ends with the title. Missouri-based writer-director Timothy Friend (“Cadaverella”) repeatedly mistakes weak humor for camp, spelling extremely limited DVD sales for the HD pic.Set in 1933, the film idly alternates between the down-on-their-luck gangsters (Troma vets Tiffany Shepis and Trent Haaga) and Dr. Loveless (Allen Lowman), who peers at his captive Dracula (Russell Friend) out of a hole in a gunnysack atop his head. The doctor’s mentally disabled assistant (Jennifer Friend) seems to be the pic’s smartest character, but that isn’t saying much, as Bonnie and Clyde are reduced to machine-gunning a young couple to death and exchanging childishly lewd come-ons. The brief finale recapitulates horror- and gangster-movie cliches without adding anything new.