Ok, I recognize this is just clever marketing from THQ, meant to appeal to my ego. I know they're using me here to promote "Homefront," as it nears its March 8 ship date. I even realize other game-focused media sites are likely posting similar clips around the Web.
That said, this is a clever piece of propaganda recreation. And I would like to be the first to apologize for "cruelly attack[ing] the facilities that provide oil for you to stay warm in winter." I assure you that the Variety propaganda production mentioned in this audio file is of the highest caliber.
"Homefront," for those scratching their heads right about now, is an upcoming action shooter from THQ. The game, set in 2027, presents a vision of the resistance movement against a nuclear-armed Korean People's Army, which has previously invaded and conquered the US. A good setup for the game can be found via Youtube.
In the meantime, enjoy this audio file, apparently making me public enemy number one.