We can all breathe a sigh of relief. MTV just announced that Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww, Manzilla, L’il Danza, Chlamydia, Horn Dogg, Douche-Flex, Who-Rrrr, Stubby, Jock Itch, Stephen Hawking, SkAnDaL Nipple, Stank Breath and Not Mensa are all back! And making a ton of money! (Rumored to be as high as $30,000 per episode, per Guido.) Shoot me now!
Here’s the statement:
“MTV is pleased that the Jersey Shore cast are returning to Seaside Heights to continue production on Season 3. Not only have they become a part of the MTV family, but fans worldwide have fallen in love with them. Stay tuned for ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 on July 29th.”