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OHNOYOUDI’INT! Cablevision-ABC retrans battle gets nasty, fast

Awwwww SNAP! Cablevision’s all like, “Those greedy fat cats at Disney wanna steal your money because Disneyland is losing a shitload of cash, and Disney execs make crazy ass BANK!”

And Disney’s all, “Cablevision hates you and your way of life, and if they have their way, you’ll never know why the smoke monster wants to talk to that samurai dude in the temple.”

And you’re all, like, “Get your shit together, both of you, because you both ought to figure this out without manipulating the consumer, who just wants to watch ‘The View.’ This ain’t high school.”

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