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‘How I Met Your Mother’: Have you, at long last, no compassion?

95840_D0022b On tonight’s “How I Met Your Mother,” Lily (Alyson Hannigan), in bed since before midnight, kicks off her birthday celebration by setting her alarm for 9 a.m.

9 a.m.

On tonight’s “How I Got Through Life with Three Children,” I talk about how I haven’t seen the back of my eyelids at 9 a.m. since 2002.

“And kids, that’s how I got through life with three children. By bitching about how much sleep the people without three children get …”

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