Your Mama Would Like to Thank…

…the children, advertisers, link lovers, informants and etc. for making May of 2010 an unexpectedly explosive month with more than 3,000,000 page views (and almost 2,200,000 unique hits)…in a single damn month.

Your Mama never thought in a million years that even 7 people would care to look out our little online endeavor on a regular basis. As it turns out and much to our delight there are oodles of poodles and butter beans around the world tuning in to our little corner of the interweb on a daily basis.

With unfeigned sincerity, our deepest gratitude, and a tear of joy in our boozy eye, Your Mama raises our trusty and ever present tumbler of gin & tonic to say, “Muchas gracias. We are nuthin’ with out y’all.”

Keep on reading puppies.

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  1. cc says:

    I adore dropping in on this site. It is very well executed and entertaining. Congrats on the success. I just can’t decide if I’m a poodle or a butter bean…

  2. Anonymous says:

    You deserve it Mama!
    I love your blog. The best on the net!

  3. Michelle says:

    Love, love, love your blog!!! I bookmarked it about 2 years ago and have read every entry. You have a fantastic eye and your witty spot-on commentry is extremely entertaining. Thank you for your great blog.

  4. CdnGayGuy420 says:

    Congrats Mama, you make the chilren so proud.

  5. TheFlyingDutchman says:

    Been there since the beginning and I’m not planning on quiting anytime soon!

  6. Caroline says:

    Thank you, Mama. We all appreciate your hard work.

  7. Arundel says:

    Love you Mama: you brighten my day with your wildly imaginative, funny tales and sooper taste, as I gawk at places both fab and alarming. Thank you so.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Honey, if your boozey little comments and great research wasn’t so great we wouldn’t be coming here. Keep up the good work. Thanks!

  9. Candi Speling says:


    Raising my glass to you! Hugs n kisses, Candi

  10. Anonymous says:


    Your column is an absolute pleasure! Mazel tov and yasher koach! (Look that up in your Funk & Wagnell’s.) May you continue to write in good health!

    Very sincerely,
    Hedda LaTess, Patti O. Furniture, Veranda LaPorch, Studly High Tower , Rod Hardwood, and your whole Trenton fan club!

    (Truthfully, we’re all Jersey ex-pats livin’ it up in S.F.)

  11. Jeannified says:

    I LOVE yor blog, Mama! It’s one of my faves and the “go to” spot for info on celebrity real estate! What part of the south are you from, anyway? (I’m guessin’ you’re from the south. I love your expressions!)

  12. Viva says:

    Congrats! I lurve your writing!

    BTW – ever thought of doing little slideshow with voice -over presentation vids???

  13. Mrs K the polarbear says:

    I love this site too! I live in Sweden and is starving for luxury real estate pictures and hot gossip. You have teached me some fantastic expressions as well…I’ll drink a snaps for you!

    Hugs from Mrs K.

  14. lil' gay boy says:

    “I could cry with pride…”

  15. Peter says:

    We just loves ya Mama!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Congrats Mama … job well done old gurl!!

    This little butter bean will always continue to pop in and take a peek-a-boo at your scribing every day for as long as your gin and tonics help keep the posts coming … you’re a brilliant ray of tipsy sunshine to my normally dull mornings … so thank you for all the smiles and giggles that I’d never have had, if not for you!

    Love ya Mama … please keep up the great work!!

    From an Aussie little Butter Bean xxx

  17. Anonymous says:

    You make me laugh, and I love you for that. Thank you Mama!

  18. Crowley says:

    Well, hot damn Mama! That is wonderful news. The real estate draws us in, but your witting, insightful, dead-on writing keeps this Mama’s girl coming back.

    Cheers and continued success!!

  19. Anonymous says:

    don’t thank us, thank Perez Hilton! Congrats on your success though :-)

  20. Anonymous says:

    We could find real estate photos anywhere, Mama. It’s your witty, boozey banter that we enjoy. :-)

  21. Hats off to your success, Mama.
    It is well deserved.
    Your passion is evident, and it’s a joy to read your daily bon mots.
    Keep up the great work.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Mama…it’s my absolute favorite website in the whole damn world. It’s the first thing I check every day and I must look 10 more times during the day hoping for a new entry. You’re the best. Congrats on all your success!

  23. timelo says:

    Congrats Mama!
    Now can you get the add of Pamela Anderson’s Extreme Video and her huge fake boob off your site? Surely with that many readers you can find a classier advertsers.

  24. angie says:

    You’ve put so much of yourself and talents into this site over the years Mama. The loyal following you’ve developed is something money can’t buy – it’s earned and you so deserve it. I could not be happier for you.

    Raising my glass in a toast to you for, good grief, more years than I care to remember at this point, lol.


  25. Anonymous says:

    You have been a great source of entertainment and enlightenment on all things real estate. Here’s to many more gin and tonics and nerve pills as you take us on journeys into the homes of the rich and famous. I will forever be one of the children as long as you continue to do the thang you do!

  26. Anonymous says:

    Mama, I’m not one to leave comments even behind people’s backs. But I am compelled to thank you for giving me hours of entertainment. As one of the children, I just want to say I lurve you!

  27. Viva! says:

    Nobody does it better Mama, here’s to you!

  28. Luxuo says:

    Congrats : )

    I’ve been following your blog for more than 2 years now !
    Everyday, realestalker is the first blog that I visit : )


  29. Eric says:

    Congrats Mama! You’re one of my daily drive-bys and I hang on your every word and often laugh out loud! And of course share you with as many newbies as I can, hence the increase in uniques! :-)

  30. Anonymous says:

    I love this damn site;)

  31. Anonymous says:

    Nuts I was hoping this was just a little back lane of wonderfulness that only I and a couple of hundred other weirdos were on to. Let’s keep it on the low down as long as possible, Mama!

  32. Chris says:

    You are a wonder Mama and we all love you BUT your Spanish needs some brushing up. It is “muchAs gracias”, since “gracias” is feminine and the adjective has to be feminine too. Unless of course you think “gracias” is bi.

  33. StPaulSnowman says:

    Well Mumzie…….I think that number of hits defines you as a celebrity by any standard so I, for one, will be waiting for the writeup on Chez Cootere. You are probably destined for some facebook group of sycophants and of course I will join. Congratulations!

  34. Gilsner says:

    Oh wow, mama. I had no idea. It is most deserved, my friend. For your wit. Your keen eye and all your hard work and dedication. Good for you!!!

  35. Mindy says:

    Love you Mama. You brighten my day.

  36. Raina Cox says:

    Mazel Tov, Mama! No one deserves it more.

  37. Anonymous says:

    Congratulations Mama! Love from one of ya chillen

    *tips tumbler of G&T in appreciation*

  38. Madam Pince says:

    You deserve all your success, Mama! We the children luv you very much!

  39. Anonymous says:

    No one can tell the story of a house better than you!
    Glad so many people agree, Mama.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Hats off to you, Mama

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