Rumer Willis Buys Half of a House

A few days ago gossip queen Perez Hilton dropped a celebrity real estate tidbit about Tinseltown scion, former Golden Globe gurl, and way too big for her barely accomplished britches ack-truss Rumer Willis buying a house in Los Angeles, CA.

Property records do indeed show that in late October of 2009, Miss Willis paid $971,500 to purchase an 1,846 square foot, single story ranch style house in Los Angeles’ legendary Laurel Canyon area. As far as Your Mama can tell, the property was never on the open market. A closer look at the property records reveals that Miss Willis owns only 50% of the gated and hedged 2 bedroom and 3 pooper property. The other half, the children may find inneresting to learn, is owned by her Twitter addict step-father, actor and prolific reality tee-vee producer Ashton Kutcher.

Until doing a wee bit o’ research on the interweb, Your Mama had no idea that Miss Willis currently plays a teenage lesbian on the tragic redux of Beverly Hills 90210. But she does and, ironically, her new nearby neighbors include singing superstar and real life lesbian k.d. lang and ladee luvin‘ gym jock/reality tee-vee “star” Jackie Warner. Other neighbors include sooblime actress Stockard Channing, and colossally compensated comedian Will Ferrell who now owns a compound he bought from yet another real life lesbian, Ellen Degeneres. Just in case Miss Willis goes to route of far too many spoiled offspring of Hollywood honchos, her new crib is conveniently located a quick car ride from the celeb-friendly Wonderland Treatment Center where SCRAM bracelet wearing Lindsay Lohan was once not so successfully treated for her (alleged) issues with the booze and dope.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t mind livin next to Stockard freaken Channing!!! :D I LOVE HER!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I keep thinking maybe Rumer Willis is a love-child of Jay Lenos – no other way to explain the chin.

  3. Carla In California says:

    It’s her jawline- or lack of. I thought I was the only one who disliked her face. It’s the shape. No distinction. Why does her face make her look fat when she is far from it? What a horrible curse…

  4. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, her features are too close together in proportion to the size of her head. AK seems like a vapid, immature man/boy. Yuck.

  5. StPaulSnowman says:

    Nothing about this dysplastic young woman gives me a woody vibe………creepy or otherwise.

  6. Madam Pince says:

    Agree with both Anons — Rumer is not attractive and has an inexplicable entitlement complex. I even wonder if she has the brains for college? Re: her stepfather owning half the house, I’m getting a creepy Woody/Soon Ye vibe.

  7. Anonymous says:

    4:52 I agree. Bless her heart. She might be a very nice young woman, but by Hollywood standards she’s a -10 and counting down. Even her famous parents aren’t going to be able to do much to help her. College and another career might have been better for her in the long run.

  8. Anonymous says:

    talk about the bad luck of having two famous, attractive parents like Bruce & Demi and winding up with the absolute worst possible combination of each of their features, oh my this girl is hard too look at…if it weren’t for her famous parents, she wouldn’t be considered good-looking enough to work in a restaurant in Beverly Hills or on the west side of Los Angeles, let alone get work in the entertainment industry, even as somebody’s assistance…yikes!

  9. StPaulSnowman says:

    Mama, the density of content in that last paragraph was overwhelming. It was like looking at the soldering diagram from one of the old Heath Kits……..I would not panic if I knew you were not planning a pop quiz for the chillun tomorrow!

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