Your Mama Would Like to Thank…

…all the children who made February 2009 the most trafficked month to date with almost 625,000 page hits.

When we started the Real Estalker it was inconceivable that we would get even 625 page hits in a single month.

The support of and dedication to our little online endeavor has exceeded any plans, ideas or fantasies we ever had. So babies, Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter sincerely thank you from the bottom of our cold, dark and snarky hearts.

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  1. Monicais says:

    I love your blog! Your witty, smart, & somebody finally figured out that people wanna see where these people live!

  2. aunt mary says:

    How do you do it Mama? You just keep getting better and better!

  3. Alessandra says:

    Congratulations and mazel tov, Mama!

    My apologies for not being around much, but the toddler and new-born, in addition to a cross-country move, have really demanded a lot of time and attention.

    How great that people are still buying and selling real estate. To hear some tell it, we’re all going to be living in card board boxes under a bridge soon. It’s nice to remember that is not the case.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’m a new reader, love your blog! I found the link at in Feb., maybe that could explain all the additional hits for that month?

  5. grosse pointe brat says:

    I must add my two cents! Mama I can’t start my day nor end my day with out a dose of you and your humor! Ever since I stumbled across your most beloved blog, I can never get enough. I always check back 2-3-4-18 times a day and you always put a huge smile on my face and a loud snort or chuckle that has my colleauges wonder how truly insane I am. I love the snarky comments and the elusive Dr. Cooter, the long bodied bitches as I have one myself and her name is Sadie, to that horrible Svetlana and all those fagulous poolboys, thank you so much for hours of entertainment and wooden spoon threats! Love and wet kisses!!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    We love you Mama x

  7. Babe Parish says:

    you’re welcome Mama, we love ya!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Dearest Mama

    Thank you for removing the VeeJaJa comments. Some of the children are too young ‘n sensitive to be learnin’ about that kind of restoration.

    Hot Sauce Gurl? Are you sure it wasn’t *carpet* restoration?

  9. Hot Sauce says:

    that poor poor girl, i hope it’s not really tru about her wee-wee falling’ apart but if it is don’t fret, honey. My second cousin Earline Headley had that fixed with, what d’ya call it, vinyl restoration or some such thing up in Dallas, where they do a lot of that sort of thing.She says her husband is crazy about her new wee-wee! So chin up, doll. Have faith and be sure you pray.

  10. Well honey this is America we can rebuild anything so go get yourself some of that bail out money the great leader is printing and have a nice 2 week “vacation” in Rio.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Daymn…Did Joe’s head finally implode?

  12. lil' gay boy says:

    As Bentley said (the self-employed have much better timing than us unwashed masses), it’s “…our cold, dark and snarky hearts…” that keep us coming back for more.

    That and the opportunity to lick the bowl, snatch the wooden spoon, and tattle on each other.

    Amazing, Mama, just fuckin’ amazing.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Guess your readers don’t have much
    action going on in their Real Estate Offices. Pressure is on Momma to come up with more material to satisfy your followers.

  14. Rhea says:

    I am always amazed at the stuff you manage to dig up.

  15. bentley says:

    It’s your cold, dark and snarky – and awfully funny – heart that keeps this kid coming back for more, Mama. Keep it coming and congratulations!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Even as Mama graciously accepted the Bloggy, the camera panned the audience in search of the elusive Dr. Cooter. The mystery that had surrounded this silent partner had driven Mama’s fans to distraction. Mama protected him like a tigress. Was he weak or just so precious that he needed to be kept hidden. The camera paused by the empty seat next to Aunt Mary’s to reveal only a stethescope and a single red rose. Mama thanked the voters and walked proudly from the stage. She was unaware how soon she would feel the sweet hot breath of Vlad the Revealer…………

  17. Anonymous says:

    I liked hearing your blog name on !E the other day . Congrats! :)

  18. Ms Frivolity says:

    Ping, ping, ping the sound of golden bugle beads hitting the Egyptian onyx floors in Mama’s Kelly Wearstler designed bird street aerie. Dr Cooters hands were shaking a little as he zipped up Mama’s vintage 1983 Galanos gold beaded column, tonight was the night of the blog awards at the Beverly Hilton and Ariana was presenting. mama had a feeling that a few more beads might hit the floor before the evening was over!

  19. Anonymous says:

    I love to start my day with a strong coffee and a visit to Realestalker. It’s a breathe of fresh air here in Red Neckville.

  20. Anonymous says:

    and we all thank you, mama! Your blog is one of my very favourite things about the internet! J’adore your sense of humour and but of course, your phenomenal taste. We bow……xoxo from Paris

  21. Anonymous says:

    Congrats Mama! Give the children an update that on that TV show you told us about earlier! I can’t wait, is it still on, what’s happening with that?!?!?

  22. Anonymous says:

    Well, when you put so much of yourself into something, people are going to notice and respond. I love The RealEstalker — it stands alone in quality out of all the “entertainment” sites I visit. Love you, Mama, and the Dr. Cooter too.

  23. Ms Frivolity says:

    “I vant to know EVERYTHING about this realestalker bitch. EVERYTHING! Do you hear me?”
    Ariana had not been this angry since she found her husband in the back of her closet with the pool boy Augusto but a pool boy could be taken care of with a little cash and a one way ticket back to Santo Domingo. This Mama creature was going to be more of a challenge.

  24. auntiekim says:

    Yay Mama! I’ve been coming here everyday now for what seems like forever. I love me some real estate porn! Congrats Mama and, on behalf of all the good children, thanks for all your hard work!

  25. Anonymous says:


    Before I visited Mama, I fell deathly ill.

    I feebly typed in Mama’s address and suddenly felt a sublime presence. It was either Mama or Tilda Swinton – not sure which because of the bright flashing lights and the Vangelis soundtrack.

    Anyway, I was cured.

    I now return for my daily reprieve and I feel fabulous and my teeth are much whiter.

  26. Anonymous says:

    You are welcome, from the bottom of my black heart. lol

  27. Anonymous says:

    Oh Mama!! I love you so much I bet I have visited this site at least 600,000 times this month alone.

  28. Anonymous says:

    You are my 2nd hit, after!

  29. Anonymous says:

    4:22 – She can hire me to run her site for her. :-)

  30. Anonymous says:

    You’re welcome, bitch. Now, less LA stuff and more NYC stuff.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Congrats … Especially considering Feb is the shortest month of the year …

  32. Anonymous says:

    Congrats mama – we love you!

    and to anon 3:25 – have you ever heard of KISS (keep it simple stupid) How’s mama going to maintain all that hi-falutin technology when she’s angling to be seen more on the tee vee ?

  33. Anonymous says:

    Mama brings lots of happiness to a lot of folks, me included. I’ve passed along this pleasant indulgence to many friends. Just a day or two ago, an old friend emailed me, wanting to know where she could find “The RealEstalker”.

    Thank you Mama. I think adopting that evil Sugar brought good energy into your life.

  34. Mugsy Fairweather says:

    Very well deserved, I just wish I had some good gossip to pass along to you! Congratulations!

  35. Anonymous says:


    You help us to remember, that even during hard times, laughter is a good thing.

  36. Anonymous says:

    I visit Mama’s site all throughout the day. Loves me some realestalker!

  37. TheFlyingDutchman says:

    YAY for mama

  38. HotSauce says:

    We Love you like Jesus, Mama! My sister WhiteChocolateMess and me love to sit down with a cold Lone Star, a Newport and a valium and read your hot mess! Keep on keeping on! you hang on tight to that Dr. Cooter, he sounds like a catch! We’ll be letting you all know how Tony and Eva’s big new house is coming along. Bye Bye!

  39. ……..but must also acknowledge……………. (sorry)

  40. Anonymous says:

    This is great.

    However, with traffic this good, you should consider your domain name.

    You really can’t sell a sub-domain for as much money as a regular domain. Good for Google Ad sense revenue, but Blogspot is benefiting from your traffic and high rank.

    Also, you could be in more control on your own site, and could add more things like forums, menus, photos/slide shows, RE listing$, more advertising; etc.

    There are many good Blogging packages out there.

    Lots of room to grow with your own site. Something to think about. Not that hard to do.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Every day I come home from my menial job and all that goes with it. One of the things that gets me through the day is knowing I can come here and there will be something to not only hold my interest, but give me a good hard laugh and release all the tension that was building up

    Mama I appreciate everything you do, please don’t ever stop unless somehow, someday it stops being fun for you.

    Also, a nod to the folks who post here who have interesting and often humorous insight that adds to many of Mama’s already outstanding postings.

    Thanks again! – John in Las Vegas

  42. What a magnificent irony that, given the state of the economy, Mama’s masterpiece is prooving to be recession proof. It is reminiscent of the popularity of feel good movies selling out during the Great Depression. We love Mama but must also the parts played by Iris, Candy, Genufleck, Mr. Styler and so many more who make all this possible. Well done Mama

  43. WhiteChocolateMess says:

    Mama you have helped me get through some mighty rough times, with my husband Cracker being in Federal and all. We love you here in Texas! Meatball and Fabio send a big woof woof to your little long bodied bitaches! Yehaw!

  44. brooklawn dr says:

    When you put out a good product, they will come. I enjoy your site everyday. Keep up the good work.

  45. dolly says:

    You’ve been my number 2 must-check site of the day since Feb ’07 (no. 1 is my email) and I have had the best time reading your work. Thank you so much, and thanks to Dr. Cooter who must feel like a “blog husband” as you spend all those many hours hunched over your laptop feeding the children.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Are Linda and Beverly not grateful too? Anyway, thank gawd there is still humor in the world. In these dark days it is comforting to know that I can turn to Mama for a lift. Terlits indeed!

  47. Anonymous says:

    Mama, can you hear me?
    Mama, can you see me?
    Mama can you find me in the night?
    Mama are you near me?
    Mama, can you hear me?
    Mama, can you help see some cute housing?

  48. Anonymous says:

    Yay! We love you, Mama!

  49. angeleyes says:

    Fantastic news Mama; you so deserve it. I mainly use the internet as an informational resource, and have become so used to it that there are days I wouldn’t even bother logging on if it weren’t for this site. Congrats and thank You!

  50. Anonymous says:

    To all of the naysayers…the proof is in the pudding.

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