Your Mama had a few minutes to spare this Saturday afternoon so we thought we might peruse the new listings out in Malee-boo and we were surprised to find that Cher has put her 13,126 square foot I-talian Renaissance extravaganza back on the market.
The children will recall that Cher hoisted her humongous house on the market in August of 2008 with a mind numbing asking price of $45,000,000 and after nearly 9 months and no buyer, she took it off the market.
Well chickens, Cher’s lair is back on the market with a new, improved and lower but still toe curling asking price of $41,000,000. Listing information shows the 6 bedroom and 7 pooper pile sits on a 1.72 acre lot that also includes an infinity edge swimming pool, guest house and a suspended tennis court, which means you can drive a damn car under it. Interior appointments include a theatre, gym, office, den and, natch, living and dining rooms. Your Mama likes to imagine La Cher has got a wig room too but we have no direct knowledge of such a thing.
As we snitched a few weeks ago, Your Mama heard recently that Your Mama’s favorite V.A.M.P. received an offer in the forty million clam range but, as we heard, she pussy-footed around like time was on her side and the buyer itchy feet and moved on. There’s probably more to the story than that, but that’s what Your Mama heard one day not too long ago while standing around all big-eared at a twenty-million dollar manse in Beverly Hills.
photo: Pacific Coast News