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A needed day off

Listen chickens, we’re taking the damn day off.

Try to contain your anger or at least di-rect it someplace else because we do not want to hear it or read it in some crazy rant that a couple of you like to send Your Mama.

Why not head over to this Facebook page one of Your Mama’s children in the UK set up and have a discussion on the benefits of xeriscaping, why you do or do not eat meat and what color is y’all’s favorite color..

We should be back to having a regular interweb connection sometime over the weekend.

Be good and don’t make Your Mama have to get out the damn wooden spoon.

Bye.

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