Your Mama Hears…

…from a ladee we’ll call Leilani Likestogab that Oscar winning actor and People magazine’s 2007 sexiest man alive Matt Damon and his hit the jackpot wifey Luciana have been dragging their entourage all up and down the Upper West Side sniffing around for new digs.

According to Leilani, the couple is looking for a large apartment in the $20,000,000 range that will comfortably house their three children (two together, one from her previous marriage), a nanny or two and still have room for his visiting Boston buddies and, natch, the visiting grandparents.

Mister and Missus Damon have lived primarily in Miami Beach, FL where they own a 9 bedroom and 10 bathroom waterfront mansion on N. Bay Road which records show was purchased in April of 2005 for $10,300,000. Later that year they also scooped up the neighboring property for $4,200,000, knocked the house down and built themselves a bigger, larger and better swimming pool complex.

Mister Damon has also owned a New York City pied a terre since 1999 when he bought a large downtown apartment on Lafayette Street new Astor Place where he installed a basketball court in the basement. Yes children, he did. Right in the middle of Manhattan.

Anyhoo, we wish the Damons big luck looking for a new crib because even with a twenty million dollar budget, there just aren’t that many six or eight bedroom apartments on the Upper West Side.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Not many $20,000,000 co-ops want strippers living in their building. Oh, and the step-daughter won’t be living with them in NY either. She’ll keep living with the grandmother in Miami who is raising her now.

  2. Anonymous says:

    matt is not an oscar winning actor, he is an oscar winning SCREENWRITER. Just sayin’

  3. Anonymous says:

    Mama…please show a recent picture of his home in Miami. I’m curious to know what it looks like now.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Will the last celeb who leaves the hellhole that is known as Miami, please turn the lights off?

  5. Anonymous says:

    When did Mama’s comments section turn into the trash talk all the celebrities because they have more money and fame than any of the children can ever dream of?

    It is so five minutes ago.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Well, that ‘pig nose’ hasn’t stopped him from being one of the most successful actors in recent years … Will be pretty tough finding an apartment that size for that budget – not to mention board approval … Good luck to them!

  7. Anonymous says:

    No matter how much money or how many houses, he still has a butt ugly pig nose.

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