Kid Rock’s Krib in Malee-boo

OWNER: Kid Rock
LOCATION: Malibu, CA
PRICE: $11,600,000
SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately deevorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy Lee at the 2007 VMAs.

Although many reports say that Kid Rock spends a great deal of time in his native Michigan, property records show that the cowboy hatted hottie, whose real name is Robert Richie, forked over $11,6000,000 in October of 2006 for a recently re-habbed 5 bedroom and 5 bathroom house tucked back in a quiet cul de sac in the Point Dume area of Malee-boo.

According to a source we’ll call Mister Plum, Kid Rock is actually a neat-freak nice guy who comes from a good family in suburban Michigan where is father owned a successful Lincoln/Mercury car dealership. Mister Plum also tells Your Mama that the long haired sex machine hired a to notch decorator to do up his house in Malee-boo with a sooblime and “not very rock star” interior design program that incorporates a Basquiet painting, a Rothko, John Lennon’s old organ, and Elton John’s grand piano. Oh, and let’s not forget the stripper pole used by all the plastic chested Hollywood hussies he invites over for a little slap and tickle. No home in LA owned by a filthy rich single dude is complete without one of those anymore. Besides, pole-ridin‘ Paris Hilton needs something to do when she comes over for parties.

More Dirt

  • Tom Brady Manhattan Condo

    Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady Re-List High-Floor New York City Aerie at Lower Price

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

  • Holly Hunter Townhouse

    Holly Hunter Lists Two-Family Townhouse in Brooklyn’s Historic Fort Greene

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

  • Naya Rivera House

    Naya Rivera Lists East Coast Traditional in L.A.'s Los Feliz (EXCLUSIVE)

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

  • Joey McIntyre House

    Joey McIntyre Moving From His Hancock Park Block (EXCLUSIVE)

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

  • Kathrine Herzer Sunset Strip Condo

    Kathrine Herzer Picks Sunset Strip Condo (EXCLUSIVE)

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

  • Taraji P Henson Hollywood Hills Home

    Taraji P. Henson Sheds Hollywood Hills Home

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

  • Gabrielle Union Dwayne Wade Sherman Oaks

    Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade Up Their Game in Sherman Oaks (EXCLUSIVE)

    OWNER: Kid RockLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $11,600,000SIZE: 8,305 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: He cultivates an unwashed, uncouth, and white trash rock star image. He married and almost immediately dee–vorced the mammoth mammary party princess Pammy Anderson. Then he engaged in a stoopid shoving match with Pammy’s impressively endowed first huzband Tommy […]

More From Our Brands

Access exclusive content